A Parcel-Full Christmas Revue. Unwrapping the classic carol with a twist, The Twelve Days of Christmas: Unboxed! is a fast-paced festive comedy. Trevor the Partridge squeaks from his pear tree, while turtle doves, French hens, and calling birds create escalating chaos. Geese drop eggs, swans struggle to stay graceful, and lords leap into complete disorder. At The Mooo Brew milk bar, “artisanal lattes” are served with extra froth and existential dread. Pipers, dancers, and over-serious drummers bring the mayhem to a finale of pure “Parcel Chaos.” By Adam Stewart and J.G. Bellwether